Team Penalty Sub-5 FAQ
Q: What is Team Penalty Sub-5?
We are a team of highly trained specialists in the art of penalty. Our expertise includes, but is not limited to, parking tickets, speeding fines, and excessive noise complaints.
Sub-5 Subteam
Our Sub-5 Subteam is responsible for the most minor of infractions. They are the ninjas of the penalty world.
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Q: How do I join Team Penalty Sub-5?
We don't actually accept new members. But if you want to, you can try bribing our manager with donuts.
Q: What's the best way to deal with a Team Penalty Sub-5 representative?
Dealing with a Team Penalty Sub-5 Representative
Dealing with a Team Penalty Sub-5 Representative
Tips and Tricks
When faced with the wrath of a Team Penalty Sub-5 representative, follow these steps:
- Remain calm and composed, as they take pleasure in watching you squirm.
- Apologize profusely for whatever infraction led to your summons.
- Offer to buy them a cup of coffee, preferably with a generous dose of sugar, in exchange for mercy.
Sub-5 Subteam's Specialized Techniques
Our Sub-5 Subteam uses an arsenal of advanced psychological warfare tactics, including (but not limited to):
- Active listening (while secretly counting down the time until you pay the fine).
- Empathetic nods of understanding (while secretly laughing at your misfortune).
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