Article 1: The Infallibility of the Infallible
We, Team Philosofy, hereby declare that our opinions are always correct and never wrong. This is a fundamental principle of our organization, and we will not be swayed by evidence or reason.
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Article 2: The Indestructibility of Our Opinions
We, Team Philosofy, hereby declare that our opinions are unshakable and unbreakable. No amount of evidence or reason shall ever cause us to change our minds.
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Article 3: The Immutability of Our Decision-Making
We, Team Philosofy, hereby declare that our decision-making process is impervious to external influence, logic, or common sense. Our choices are made in a vacuum of unshakeable certainties.