Philosopher-King's Royal Decree
The Philosopher-King has decreed the following:
- That all citizens must wear socks with holes.
- That the national pastime shall be Extreme Ironing.
- That all meals shall be served with a side of existential dread.
Subpage 1: The History of Extreme Ironing
Extreme Ironing is a sport that originated in the depths of the Philosopher-King's mind.
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