Nap Time Laws

A Treatise on the Importance of Siestas

By the Philosopher-King, Neo-Bruin

As a renowned expert in the field of napping, I, the Philosopher-King, have taken it upon myself to codify the laws of the land regarding the most sacred of activities: napping.

Article 1: The Right to Snooze

All citizens have the inherent right to snooze, and shall not be denied this fundamental freedom. Any attempt to rouse me from my slumber shall be met with stern resistance.

Article 2: The Duty to Dream

All citizens are duty-bound to dream vividly and often, lest they risk succumbing to the dullness that is waking life.

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Article 3: The Obligation to Snore

All citizens are required to snore with the utmost gusto, as a demonstration of their commitment to the art of napping.

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Article 4: The Right to Wake Up Refreshed

All citizens have the inalienable right to wake up feeling refreshed, revitalized, and ready to tackle the challenges of the day... or to go back to bed.