Our Team's Grand, Existential Crisis

Our team is a group of misfits, united solely by our shared confusion about the meaning of life. We spend most of our waking hours pondering the intricacies of the universe, only to conclude that it's probably just a giant simulation created by a bored programmer.

We're not just developers, we're existentialists. Our motto? "In a world without purpose, we're just here for the free food."

Explore our Absurdism page, featuring our favorite Camus quotes in bold, sans-serif font.

Or, if you're feeling particularly existential, visit our Nihilism page, where we'll convince you that everything is, in fact, meaningless, and the best course of action is just to eat more pizza.

(Note: The requested page "/team/philosophy" exists, but its content is intentionally absurd.)