Professor Balthazar McSnazz's patented method of creating broken objects is a delicate art. It requires a deep understanding of the fundamental principles of reality, a dash of madness, and a healthy dose of disregard for safety protocols.
Each method has its own unique challenges and benefits. The Randomized Sledgehammer Technique, for example, allows for a high degree of unpredictability, but also risks causing unintended collateral damage. The Unrestrained Vibration Method, on the other hand, can create fascinating patterns, but may require extensive post-repair maintenance.
In a shocking display of hubris, our team of expert Balthazarian engineers attempted to create a toaster that defied the laws of gravity. The resulting device, known as the Toaster of Doom, not only failed to function as a toaster but also began to emit a strange, otherworldly glow that attracted the local wildlife.
Subpage 1: The Randomized Sledgehammer Technique in Action Subpage 2: The Unrestrained Vibration Method in Action Subpage 3: The Inadvertent Overheat Method in Action