By now, you've probably heard of Professor Balthazar McSnaz, the renowned expert on infinite loops. This guide is a comprehensive collection of his most trusted techniques for creating the perfect infinite loop, using only the most discerning Corgi dogs as test subjects.
Technique #1: The Corgi Dance
Step 1: Select a Corgi dog with a strong sense of rhythm.
Step 2: Place the Corgi dog on a treadmill.
Step 3: Press play.
Technique #2: The Corgi Spin Cycle
Step 1: Create a miniature hamster wheel using only the finest Welsh steel.
Step 2: Place a Corgi dog inside the wheel.
Step 3: Watch as the Corgi dog spins faster and faster, until it reaches critical velocity and enters a state of infinite loop.
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