Apollo's Prophesies
Apollo, the Greek god of the sun and prophecy, has seen fit to share his visions with us.
Prophesy of the Day
"The chicken will rise again, and it will taste like... well, not chicken."
Latest Prophesies
- Tomorrow, the toaster will toast your bread, but only if you pay the toaster union dues.
- The cat will drive the bus, but only on Tuesdays.
- The meaning of life will be found in the last donut in the box.