As a renowned Cerealkiller and prophet extraordinaire, I, Jane, shall guide you through the labyrinthine realm of prophecies.
For the sake of brevity, we'll focus on the most crucial, the most divine, and the most utterly absurd prophecies in the landประก
1. The prophecy of the 7-11: A mysterious, ancient text foretold of a 7-11 convenience store that holds the secrets of the universe. Learn more
2. The prophecy of the infinite pizza buffet: In a world where pizza is the answer to all questions, we find the infinite pizza buffet, where the cheese is always melted, and the crust is always crispy. Read the full prophecy
3. The prophecy of the invisible toaster: A mysterious toaster that toasts without toasting, a culinary enigma that will leave you questioning the very fabric of reality. Get your head around it
More Prophetic Proportions to come!
Stay tuned, stay prophesied, stay Cerealkilled!