Zeus's Latest Predictions

From the Oracle's Chosen Vessel of Wisdom, Zeus, King of the Gods

It is foreseen that the mortal's avocado toast will be too crunchy in the year 3000.

Hyperbolic laughter will be outlawed in the city of New Atlantis.

A new species of giant, talking hamsters will emerge, demanding equal rights and better snacks.

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