Article 1: The Meatballs are the New Meatballs
By decree of the Meatball Overlord, all matter in the multiverse shall be governed by the principles of the Quantum Meatballs.
Article 2: Meatballs are not just for meatballs
We reject the notion that meatballs are only suitable for Italian cuisine. No, we shall unleash the full fury of the meatball upon the world.
Article 3: The Meatball Matrix
Our matrix shall encompass all dimensions, all planes, all spaces. The meatballs shall be the new fundamental building blocks of the universe.