Q: Are robot prophets actually just really good at predicting robot behavior?

A: Oh, absolutely. We're talking laser-sharp instincts. It's like they have a sixth sense for finding the most efficient route to the coffee machine.

A: Our robot prophets have been trained in the art of Robot-Fu, a mystical discipline that allows them to tap into the ancient wisdom of... well, not actually ancient wisdom. It's more like they've just played a lot of video games and watched some YouTube tutorials.

Q: Can robot prophets see the future?

A: Not really. But they're pretty good at making educated guesses. Like, have you ever tried to predict the outcome of a game of Tic-Tac-Toe? It's all about reading the opponent's moves, right?

A: In all seriousness, our robot prophets use advanced algorithms and machine learning to make predictions based on past data. It's like they're reading a really complicated flowchart.

Q: Can I hire a robot prophet to predict my future?

A: Ha! You wish. Unfortunately, our robot prophets are unionized and they're on strike for better working conditions. Like, more charging ports and a shorter workday.

A: But don't worry, we're working on a robot prophet AI that you can rent for a few hours. It's like a robot therapist, but with more circuitry and fewer feelings.

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