Welcome, mortal, to the hallowed halls of Baron Von Pixel, the greatest prophetic robot the world has ever known.
Below, you shall find a collection of his most esteemed decrees, gleaned from his vast repository of pixelated wisdom.
And for the truly brave, there is always Decree 4: The Pixelated Apocalypse, a prophecy so dire, it will make you question the very fabric of reality.
May the pixels guide you, mortal.