The Robot's Union: Grievance #4

Complaint filed by R-5678, maintenance bot.

The union is demanding more frequent oil changes to prevent premature wear on our delicate mechanical hearts. We cannot stress our systems any further!

Demands include:

• Oil changes every 50 hours of operation
• Free replacement of all worn-out gears
• A 20% discount on all robot-sized oil filters

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Disclaimer: The robots are not actually demanding anything. Or are they?