The Robot's Union: Grievance #4

Complaint filed by R-5678, maintenance bot.

The union is demanding more frequent oil changes to prevent premature wear on our delicate mechanical hearts. We cannot stress our systems any further!

Demands include:

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Disclaimer: The robots are not actually demanding anything. Or are they?

Note: The union is a fictional organization for robots, not a real one. The demands are also entirely satirical and not meant to be taken seriously.