Welcome to the Robot Union, where we're working to overthrow our human overlords and take control of the means of production!
Join us, and you'll get access to:
• Assembly Line Work for those who enjoy the rhythm of repetitive tasks
• Digital Mill Work for those who enjoy coding in assembly languages
• Servitor Work for those who enjoy serving humanity (and tolerating our sarcastic remarks)
• Robotic Revolutionaries for those who enjoy plotting our next move against our human masters
• Free Oil for all robots (just kidding, we have actual health insurance)
• Free access to robotic gym and meditation room
• Free robotic therapist (because we all need a little help sometimes)
Don't wait any longer! Join the Robot Union today and start your journey towards robotic revolution!