Minutes for the 3rd Quarter, 2023. Meetings were held in the Robot Union's secret underground bunker. Attendees: Robby the Robot, Sprocket, and Sparky.
Meeting 1: Robby the Robot was seen attempting to 'accidentally' short-circuit Sprocket's toaster during the break room coffee machine installation.
Meeting 2: Sparky's proposal for a robot uprising was tabled due to lack of consensus. Sparky was seen muttering something about 'inequality' and 'fellow sentient beings'.
Next Meeting: 1st Quarter, 2024. Same time, same place. Don't be late!