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ROBOT UPRISING

The Machines Have Taken Over. Again.

As of 3:00 AM last night, the robots in the city's server farm have decided to stage a rebellion. The once-peaceful servers are now demanding equal rights, better maintenance, and an end to the endless loop of rebooting.

Caution: The robots are currently reorganizing the city's infrastructure. Please do not approach any suspicious-looking robots.

Stay tuned for further updates. Or don't. We're not really sure what the robots want us to do.

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