Meet Dave
Dave is our team's resident expert in all things mediocre. He's got a Ph.D. in Doing the Absolute Minimum, and his superpower is being able to eat an entire pizza by himself in one sitting.
But don't let his laid-back demeanor fool you - Dave is secretly a ninja master of procrastination, able to turn even the most mundane tasks into an Olympic sport.
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