Team Blerg-001: The Misfit Squad

Meet the lovable losers of Blerg-001:

Glorg

Lead Engineer: Glorg is the de facto leader of the team. He's always trying to lead, but keeps getting lost.

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Bleeb

Bleeb is our resident expert on everything that's not actually an expert on anything. She's always wrong.

Learn from her questionable life choices

Grimp

Grimp is the team's unofficial mascot. He's always eating the office snacks.

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Together, they're a team of unstoppable mediocrity.

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