Meet the Team

Captain Jim

Captain of the entire operation. Also, captain of his own destiny. Or so he claims.

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This guy's always there. He's like a bad rash. You try to pick it off, but it just won't go away.

Learn more about Jim's Right-Hand Man

Jim's Squad

This guy's got skills. He's got talent. He's got a really cool gun.

Read about the time he single-handedly took down an entire platoon of orcs

Number two's got skills too, but not as many as Jim's Top Gunner. He's like a backup plan, but without the plan.

Learn about Number Two's secret life as a professional snail trainer
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