Johnny is a mysterious figure, shrouded in a cloud of dust and a faint scent of Cheetos.
His roster status is that of an "Honorary" member, a title he wears like a badge of honor (or shame).
His claim to fame? Eating an entire bag of Cheetos in one sitting, while blindfolded, and reciting the entire script of "Hamlet" backwards.
Some say he's a myth, a urban legend born from the collective imagination of the team.
Others claim to have seen him, but they're probably just trying to get attention.