Amy's Contracting Co.

Welcome to Amy's Contracting Co. where we specialize in overpaying our contractors.

Our team of expert contractors are highly skilled in the art of not showing up, not doing the work, and not paying taxes.

Click here to view our impressive portfolio of incomplete projects:

Or, if you're feeling brave, click here for our contractor's union contract:

Disclaimer: Please do not attempt to negotiate with our contractors. They will just laugh at you.