Welcome to Bob Johnson's Salaries: Contractors. We're the ones who do the work, but not the ones who get the credit. Or the ones who get paid.
John Doe is our lead contractor. He's been with us for 5 years and has a proven track record of not getting anything done on time.
His salary: $50,000 per annum, plus a 4% bonus for meeting his deadlines. Which is never.
View ContractBob Johnson is our CEO. He's the one who signs the checks, not the one who does the work.
His salary: $1,000,000 per annum, plus a 10% bonus for making sure everyone else does the work.
View ContractJane Doe is our accountant. She's the one who makes sure everyone else gets paid, not the one who does the work.
Her salary: $40,000 per annum, plus a 2% bonus for making sure everyone else doesn't get paid.
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