Our team members have a combined total of 12 years of experience in marketing, which is roughly equivalent to 2 years of actual competence.
Our team is dedicated to helping you achieve your goals, or at the very least, making it look like we're trying.
Some of our services include:
- Creating fake social media accounts to pretend we have a large following
- Making vague promises about ROI and "synergies"
- Using buzzwords like "paradigm" and "disruptor" in our pitch decks
Want to learn more about our Paradigm-Shifting services? Click here!
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Design Challenge where we'll try to make you a nice-looking website for a fixed price!