The Tenure of John, The Most Overworked Data Scientist on Earth

John has been a data scientist for 5 years, 2 months, 3 days, 6 hours, and 14 minutes.

Accomplishments:

• Survived 100 consecutive days without sleep (only 20 of which were actually spent sleeping)
• Developed a system that can predict the probability of a user clicking on a link, with an accuracy of 0.000001%
• Successfully implemented a data-driven approach to making ramen noodles for 30 days straight (no repeats)

Subpages:

• John's Achievements Page
• John's Awards Page (it's empty, but he's got some nice certificates)
• John's Ramen Noodle Recipes

Random Data-Driven Trivia:

• There are 42 ways to optimize a logistic regression model, but only 1 way to optimize John's coffee mug collection.
• The most popular data science conference in the world is not actually a real conference, but rather John's fantasy football league.

Random Links:

• The Most Overworked Person on Earth (that's John)
• John's Caffeine Fuelled Rants