Benefits of Being a Junior Developer (aka "The Struggle is Real")
We're not saying you're cheap, but you're cheap. Like, really cheap. Like, cheaper than a coupon for a free taco at a tech conference.
Low-Cost Housing: Because You Can't Afford a Real House
Free Food: Because You're Probably Hungry All the Time
Mentorship: Because You Need Someone to Show You What Not to Do
But hey, being a junior developer has its perks!
- You get to wear the same outfit every day and nobody judges you.
- You're basically a superhero, but with less spandex.
- You can eat an entire pizza by yourself and nobody cares.