For those trying to break the internet
Primary Skillz:
- C++ (but not too C)
- Javascript (but not too JavaScript)
- Python (but only for scripting, not for actual programming)
Secondary Skillz:
- CSS (but only for making things look pretty)
- SQL (for making database queries, duh)
- HTML (the most important one)
Tertiary Skillz:
- Java (only if you want to write a decent calculator)
- PHP (for making websites that are actually useful)
- Linux (for making Windows users feel superior)
And don't forget:
- Google (for answers, obviously)
- Stack Overflow (for when Google doesn't work)
- A decent chair (for when your boss comes in)