Welcome to the Department of Quantum Socks, where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion.
We specialize in socks that don't just match, but also defy the fundamental nature of reality.
We're not just a department, we're a superposition of socks.
Our socks exist in multiple states at once, so you'll never be bored.
Or, if you will, you might be experiencing quantum superposition fatigue.
Our socks are made from the finest, most unreliable materials.
Cotton, wool, polyester, and a pinch of quantum randomness.
Buy our socks, but don't say we didn't warn you.
We're a team of unreliable scientists and engineers.
Our motto? 'We'll try, but no promises.'