Our researchers have been working on a groundbreaking project to see if cheese can be used as a viable source of sustenance for the average human. Phase 1: We've been eating nothing but cheese for 3 weeks. Phase 2: We're going to see if we can get a cat to eat a wheel of cheddar. Phase 3: We'll attempt to build a cheese-powered robot that will take over the world (just kidding... or are we?).
Learn more about Project: "The Great Cheese Experiment"
Our team is working to replace traditional livestock farming with the most terrifying insects from around the world. Think about it: crickets for tacos, mealworms for burgers, and ants for... well, we're still working on that one.
Read more about Project: "Insect-Based Protein Alternatives"
We've been working with a team of expert myologists to grow the most Instagrammable unicorn horns you've ever seen. It's a real thing, folks! Check out our horn-tastic results
Stay tuned for more updates on these projects, and remember: Bioengineering: Because Who Needs World Peace, Anyway?