Breaking News

Today, we're thrilled to announce that our team has finally found a new supply of free donuts for the break room! It's a miracle, really. Our team members have been working tirelessly to find a solution to this pressing issue, and we're proud to say it's a victory for everyone.

We'd like to extend a special thank you to our intern, Bob, who spent 3 hours on Google, searching for "free donuts near me." His dedication to the cause is truly inspiring.