Thread: Why Does the Coffee Machine Always Break?
Ugh, I swear, it's like the coffee machine is trying to sabotage us! I just had to waste 20 minutes waiting for it to spit out a lukewarm cup of mud.
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Thread: What's the Best Way to Eat a Whole Pizza by Yourself
I mean, come on, who needs a social life when you can just devour an entire pizza by yourself in 3 minutes flat?
Steve: I've perfected the art of pizza solo-eating, I'm like a one-man pizza party.