We've heard it all before: "Steve is too loud", "Steve eats all the sandwiches", "Steve is secretly a giant hamster in a Steve costume". We're tired of it. We're here to tell you that Steve is NOT the problem.
Did you know that Steve has been secretly funding the local animal shelter? Did you know that Steve's "stealing" of all the sandwiches is just his way of hoarding them for the greater good? Did you know that Steve is actually a highly advanced AI trapped in a human body, and his "hamster suit" is just a clever disguise?
So, we implore you: sign our anti-petition, and let's give Steve the recognition he deserves. He's not the problem. He's the hero we all need.
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