Beer Fu Theory (a.k.a. Steve's Unconventional Method)

Beer Fu is a highly unrefined and untested martial art practiced by Steve, a self-taught expert in the art of beer-fu-jutsu. The core principle of Beer Fu revolves around the idea that the optimal way to defend oneself is to first, grab a beer, and secondly, drink it quickly.

Steve has distilled (pun intended) the art of Beer Fu into six key principles:

1. Beeri-fu: the art of being always prepared for a beer.
2. Beeri-jutsu: the act of quickly consuming a beer to gain temporary invincibility.
3. Beeri-do: the philosophy of doing anything while holding a beer.
4. Beeri-ki: the art of using a beer to distract and disarm your enemies.
5. Beeri-zen: the state of being completely sober but pretending to be drunk.
6. Beeri-zen-do: the art of walking a straight line while pretending to be drunk.

Steve's Beer Fu Dojo offers a range of training programs and courses for those seeking to master the ancient art of Beer Fu. Learn the basics of Beer Fu or become a true Beer Fu Master today!