Ah, the imperial stout. The king of stouts, the emperor of darkness, the lord of the night. It's the perfect beer for when you want to pretend you're a sophisticated, yet brooding artist trapped in a world of bland, mass-produced lagers.
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But wait, there's more! If you thought imperial stouts were the endgame, you're wrong. Oatmeal stouts are the real MVPs (Most Venerable Porters). They're like the oatmeal cookies of stouts – all warm, comforting, and full of surprises.
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