Weird-Stout Experiment

Welcome to the Weird-Stout Experiment, a place where the ordinary rules of sanity and good taste are thrown out the window.

I, Brewmaster Steve, have taken the liberty to create a beer that's not just any beer, but a beer that's been put through the ringer.

This beer has been aged in a variety of unusual locations, from prophets' crypts to abandoned theme park rides, and even in a vat of used motor oil.

Results so far include:

• Flavors of: burnt offering, stale bread, and prophets' tears
• Aroma of: despair and regret
• Texture: slightly chunky, like a good chunk of concrete

Want to taste it for yourself? Click here to enter the beer tasting room!

Or, if you'd rather not, you can click here for some more normal beer options.