Welcome to the official website of Steve's Beer Pretenders, the premier beer enthusiasts' club for people who pretend to like beer.
We're not really into beer, we just like the aesthetic.
Beers to Avoid Beer Snack Pairing Guide Beer Facts (that are mostly lies)To pretend to like beer while secretly drinking sparkling cider.
To attend as many beer festivals as possible without actually drinking anything stronger than soda.
To use our fake beer enthusiasm to scam free samples from breweries.
Learn more about our beer prestigeWe're a team of highly skilled beer pretenders led by prophets of pretentiousness, Steve.
Our team includes: