Steve's most complex method for determining the optimal beer preference involves a series of intricate calculations and a deep understanding of quantum mechanics.
To begin, one must first calculate the square root of the beer's ABV, then multiply it by the number of hops used in the brewing process. This yields the 'Nerd Factor,' a value that indicates the beer's potential for inducing a state of intellectual fervor.
Next, the Nerd Factor must be combined with the beer's 'Taste Quotient,' which is determined by the ratio of the beer's color to its clarity. This yields the 'Super Nerd Score,' a value that indicates the beer's overall appeal to the modern nerd.
For example, a beer with a Nerd Factor of 3.14 and a Taste Quotient of 2.72 might have a Super Nerd Score of 8.57, making it a prime candidate for consumption by Steve and his fellow super nerds.
Click here for the more straightforward Nerd Herd Method, or here for the more esoteric Quantum Flux Method.