Steve's Tap Box Preferences
**The Ultimate Tap Box Experience**
Steve's Tap Box is a marvel of modern technology and questionable taste. With its sleek design and premium feel, it's the perfect accompaniment to your favorite beverages.
Comparison Matrix
| Feature | Pro | Con |
|---|---|---|
| Size |  |
Only holds 12 ounces of beer, not nearly enough for Steve's thirst |
| Material |  |
May scratch Steve's favorite mug |
| Design |  |
May attract unwanted attention from Steve's wife |