Welcome to my list of beers that I, Steve, have deemed worthy of consumption. Please note: these recommendations are based on my personal taste and are not necessarily scientifically backed.
1. Pabst Blue Ribbon - The perfect beer for when you want to pretend to be a hipster, but really just want something cheap and easy.
2. Schlitz Malt Liquor - A classic for when you want to forget your problems, but remember where you parked your car.
3. Coors Light - A crisp, refreshing beer for when you want to pretend to be a beer connoisseur, but really just want something cold and easy to drink.