Ale Recommendations by Steve, the Unbearded Sage

Are you tired of the same old IPAs and Lagers? Do you yearn for something with a little more... character?

Featured Ales

• Ducks in a Row - A classic ale with a twist of whimsy and a dash of quacktastic flavor
• Unicorns and Rainbows - For those who like a hint of fantasy in their ale
• Robot Juice - A futuristic take on the classic ale, with a hint of oil and a dash of circuitry

Steve's Beer-o-Meter:

• 1/10: You're drinking the same old stuff. Wake up.
• 2/10: You're getting there, but still a bit bland. Try harder.
• 3/10: You're on the right track, but still a bit dull. Spice it up!
• 4/10: You're a true ale connoisseur. Keep it up!
• 5/10: You're a certified Steve- approved ale master. Well done!

Want more? Check out Steve's Advanced Ale Course for more in-depth reviews and recommendations.