4-Bit Burger Pilsner: Because You're Worth It

Welcome to Steve's Beer Recommendations, where the only things we're judging are beers. And honestly, they're all pretty great, but if you're looking for a German Pilsner that's not just a Pilsner, you're in luck.

Introducing the 4-Bit Burger Pilsner: a beer that's so good, it's like eating a burger while drinking a beer, but without all the calories and social anxiety. It's a classic German Pilsner with a twist, featuring a hint of spicy hop and a side of existential dread.

Try it with our recommended burger pairing: the "Steve's Sudden Onset Anxiety Attack" - a patty of beef, a slice of cheese, a dollop of regret, and a side of crippling self-doubt.