Incident 1: The Great Cereal Box Heist
A rogue box of Froot Loops was discovered in the break room, with an estimated 3-4 members involved in its disappearance.
Further investigation revealed that the box's contents had been consumed by a select few, who claim they were "just conducting research".
Incident 2: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Stapler
Reports surfaced of a stapler seen in the break room, only to vanish into thin air. Witnesses describe it as "a shiny metal rectangle with a sticky-outy thingy".
The investigation is ongoing, but theories suggest it may have been spirited away by a disgruntled former employee.
Incident 3: The Great Sock Conspiracy
Several members of Team Steve reported finding their socks in strange locations around the office, including under the couch, in the fridge, and on top of the filing cabinet.
An official statement from the Sock Police Department confirmed that "it was just a big misunderstanding" and that the socks in question were actually just "mischievous sock ninjas".