Steve's Famous Brewzilla

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of unicorn dust
• 2 gallons of pure, 100% Canadian maple syrup
• 1 pinch of moonstone

Mix all ingredients in a large cauldron, then pour into a mug.

Side Effects:

This brew will grant you the ability to talk to household appliances, but only if you say the secret password.

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The Ancient Brew of the Gods

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of ambrosia
• 1 cup of ambrosia's evil twin: ambrosia-x
• 1 cup of pure, 100% Canadian maple syrup (again, because why not?)

Mix all ingredients in a large cauldron, then pour into a golden chalice.

Learn how to summon the Ancient Brew of the Gods

The Brew of the Unstoppable

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of pure, 100% Canadian maple syrup (you get the point)
• 1 cup of pure, 100% American coffee
• 1 pinch of chrono-disruptor dust

Mix all ingredients in a large cauldron, then serve in a time-looping mug.

Learn how to use the time-space-continuum to your advantage