**Steve's Brunch Club**

Welcome to the club, folks!

Today's menu features:

• Bacon Tacos (because why not?)
• Egg-cellent Adventures (with scrambled eggs, duh)
• Pancake Palooza (because fluffy is just a state of mind)
• Omelet Odyssey (a quest for the perfect fold)

Don't forget to tip your waitstaff (aka Steve)!