Creative Technique #4: INBREEDING

Also known as "The Steve Technique" or "STEVE's Secret Sauce," Inbreeding is a revolutionary new method of generating ideas that involves locking yourself in a room with a bunch of old, broken computers and a can of hairspray.

Step 1: Gather your materials. You will need:

Step 2: Inbreed the computers together using the duct tape and twine. This will create a... unique... ecosystem that will allow your ideas to flow freely.

Step 3: Spray the hairspray liberally around the room. This will create a haze that will stimulate your brain and make you see things that aren't there.

Step 4: Stare at the computers until your eyes bug out. This is where the magic happens, and your ideas will start to flow like a river of pure, unadulterated awesomeness.

Step 5: Take notes on a piece of paper. Try to remember what the notes said, but be warned: Inbreeding can cause memory loss, hallucinations, and an increased risk of becoming a hermit.

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