Dry-napping 101: Mastering the Art of Napping in Public

Welcome, fellow napping enthusiasts! In this course, we'll cover the fundamentals of dry-napping: finding a comfortable spot, avoiding detection, and perfecting the art of napping in plain sight.

Chapter 1: The Perfect Napping Location

Look for areas with minimal foot traffic, like behind the library's bookshelves or under the bus stop's awning. The key is to find a spot with good airflow and a reliable source of dust motes.

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Chapter 2: Discreet Napping Techniques

Master the art of folding yourself into a compact cube, using a strategically placed newspaper to block out unwanted sunlight, and employing an arsenal of snore-suppressing techniques.

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Chapter 3: Avoiding Detection

Avoid eye contact with passersby, keep a low profile, and be prepared to feign sudden interest in a nearby street performer at a moment's notice.

Play a game of cat-and-mouse with the city's napping patrol.