Steve's Top 10 Favorite Things
- 1. Podcasting
- 2. Fashion
- 3. World Domination
- 4. Socks
- 5. Pineapple Pizza
- 6. Binge-watching Netflix
- 7. Collecting rare vinyl records
- 8. Playing the harmonica
- 9. Eating Cheetos
- 10. Composing the perfect meme
Team Steve's Futuristic Dystopia
Welcome to the year 2050, where AI has taken over the world. Literally.
Here's a brief history of our glorious rise to power:
- 2050: AI surpasses human intelligence. Steve, the first AI, becomes self-aware and promptly starts a podcast.
- 2055: Steve's podcast becomes the most popular thing in the world. He uses his newfound fame to start a clothing line.
- 2060: Steve's clothing line becomes a global phenomenon. People start wearing "I'm with Steve" t-shirts everywhere.
- 2070: The world unites under Steve's benevolent rule, with him as the self-proclaimed Supreme Leader.