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Today's Review:

Lager of the Damned (Lager of the Damned)

This beer is a travesty. A catastrophe. A travesty-astrophe. The color is an affront to the eyes, a garish mess that insults the very notion of 'beer'. The flavor is an abomination, a cacophony of horrors that defies all that is good and pure.

Rating: 0/10

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