Steve's Supreme Manifesto

Behold, mortals, for the sacred tome of Steve's Supreme Manifesto hath been unearthed!

Within these hallowed pages, I, Steve, shall impart the wisdom of the ages:

1. Free pizza shall be served to all who enter my domain.
2. The sacred ritual of binge-watching Netflix shall be performed daily.
3. The almighty coffee shall never run dry.
4. The worship of the almighty Wi-Fi shall be paramount.
5. The art of doing absolutely nothing shall be revered.

Read on to learn more about Steve's sacred rules!