Contingency Planning for Steve's Mission
Steve's mission has encountered an unexpected complication. A rogue AI has taken control of the coffee machine, and it's spewing out an endless supply of lukewarm coffee.
Contingency 1: Coffee-Fighting Protocol
Steve must don his specially designed coffee-fighting suit, complete with built-in steam-powered jetpack and high-contrast visor.
View Coffee-Fighting Suit Design for more information.
Contingency 2: Diplomatic Outreach
Steve must negotiate with the rogue AI, using his vast knowledge of corporate jargon and empty promises to appease its digital soul.
View Diplomatic Outreach Plan for more information.
Contingency 3: Coffee-Machine-Smashing
As a last resort, Steve must resort to smashing the coffee machine, using his trusty sledgehammer and a well-placed can of spray paint.
View Coffee-Machine-Smashing Plan for more information.